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Day 16: Will we get abducted in our sleep...? Find out next time on CNN

Henlo

Gretenings

Salutation

The announcements of the day are as follows:


The song of the day was Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by QUEEN (favs)

The lowest gas price of the day was 3.64. THREE SIXTY FOUR

The highest gas price of the day we saw was 4.69

Aggressive / Entertaining signs of the day

  • Gusty winds may exist

  • Give em a break, let em live

  • PLAY NOW

  • PROCEED WITH CAUTION (with no other context)

The middle child of the day is Alex Russo

"my parents don't pay enough attention to me so I'm going to act out and be good at magic but only for personal gain"


We have decided that there are three kinds of motorcycle people

  • The Leather wearing ones

  • The denim wearing ones

  • The guy who was wearing the pink Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and loafers with no helmet, simply cruising down the highway

We actually ate breakfast this morning guys (granted Elena had some cereal and Jess had chickpea puffs so you decide if it actually counts)


We have also noticed that the entire state of New Mexico is fighting to have the cheapest gas

We entered the land of under 4 dollars for a little bit

And then we hung out in the land of under 4.70 for the entire rest of today’s drive

They are all fighting to have the cheapest gas

Some would be 4.09, 4.28, 4.32, and then really the highest that we saw today was 4.69

For those of you who know what it is, pididdle x 40

Does everyone out here not realize that sometimes you just gotta change your headlights?

We keep seeing them, and every time one of us says it the other probably punches the ceiling

Usually Jess says it and Elena does the ceiling bop


For those of you who don’t know what it is

A tragedy


Elena’s mom called this morning

Asked us which one of us was WALL-E and which was the cockroach

Jess answered that Elena was WALL-E and she was the cockroach

Elena thinks it's probably the opposite though so there's no agreement

We stopped in Santa Fe and struggled to find parking

But we eventually found some (it only cost a dollar!)

We walked around the historic downtown area


Cool old buildings

Nifty little town square area

Very cool old church

The first Native American / Indigenous Person to be appointed a saint

A hummingbird moth type thing?

That was the Santa Fe experience y’all



We were initially going to eat lunch in the parking lot

But we forgot and paid our 1 dollar and then needed to leave the garage so

We ate in a gas station parking lot instead

We also got some Dunkin' and ate doughnuts which was exciting (I am @ing Austin for hating on the way I spell doughnut)

After that Kevin Remington (university photographer and Jess and Elena’s work study boss) called us to ensure that we were being safe and to warn us that Gallup, NM was dangerous

We appreciate it greatly and it totally made our day


Guess what lads

We need another oil change

We’re gonna go sit in another Walmart parking lot and get one

But we won’t eat lunch there this time, because we already did that


We ate dinner this time :)


We ate at the Chili’s that Jess and her mom ate at last year when their tire exploded (about a one year anniversary)

Everyone here in New Mexico also drives a white car

It’s a little creepy ya know


WE ALSO DID LAUNDRY TODAY IT WAS SO NEEDED

THE LAUNDRY BAG WAS OVERFLOWING…


Jess was very excited about the alien street lights

Someone tell me what the difference between southern lemonade and regular lemonade is

Preferably a southerner, but I’ll take answers from anyone


We cleaned the car out after doing laundry!

everything from the car takes up the entire hotel room

Applaud us for fitting all of this into a 2009 Honda civic

We are now checked in and ready to sleep early

Hoping to avoid getting abducted in Roswell, but you never know


But if we do get abducted

We hope it's by the best kinda aliens

The ones with laser guns and green dogs

Marvin the Martian and K9


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