Greetings! We have returned to the eastern time zone
We feel like goblins
Imagine crossing every time zone in the US twice in the span of a month…
anyways
The thing all of you actually come to read…
The daily announcements
Song of the day: Mixed Nuts by Official HIGE Dandism (Jess has been enjoying Elena's Japanese music)
Lowest gas price of the day: 3.99 Highest gas price of the day: 4.19
Aggressive signs:
Look twice
ICEE YOU’RE CRAVING OUR NUGGETS
We’ve expanded. Giraffes are here
Insert and remove card VERY FAST
Drive Alert. Arrive Alive (this is the fifth variation of this maybe?)
Don’t use your friends, we know how to pivot.
ICEE YOU WANT OUR NUGGETS
Middle child of the day: BBC Sherlock
"my family was emotionally stunted so I became an emotionally unadjusted high functioning sociopath"
And now the daily update:
WE SLEPT IN
We went to bed at like 11:50 midnight and we got up at 9!! It’s the first time i’ve gotten more than 6 hours in a week :))
Wow, I feel so amazing.
Is this what it feels like to be nice to your body?
WELL RESTED???
I’ve never heard of her
We’re middle children leave us out of this
There was also a cat at the Airbnb, but he was inside the other house and therefore Elena couldn’t spend time with him
She was crushed
Anyways
We drove on the music highway in Tennessee!
It was kinda a sleepy morning though so not too much to report on the drive hehe
The UV index was 9 this morning
That was at 11 am
It was at like 10 for the rest of the afternoon I think
HOT
34 degrees for most of the day
But it was a little breezy
Later in the afternoon,
To the shock of absolutely everyone
We ate lunch at a decent hour
I think it was like maybe 12:30/1 ish?
Wow, I’m so proud of us
We passed these cars on the highway…
They were absolutely horrifying
In the fact that they were the exact same make and model and color
It was the worst
We both considered it an icky moment
And promptly drank juice after
This is the work of Michael’s lamp
The closer we get to home, the closer the cursed lamp gets
We may not be able to outrun it very soon…
After this whole ordeal, we arrived in Georgia
Which normally would’ve been fine but we were headed for Chattanooga
So when we saw the welcome to Georgia the first time
We were confused
Not five minutes later
We see
“Welcome to Tennessee”
WHIPLASH
Too much crossing lines in the span of five minutes
But anyways
We arrived in Chattanooga and parked da car
That was cool
Jess reached for her bag
But instead of Picking up her bag
She picked up the bag of bread
And she said “This is bread”
And then immediately died
RIP
May she forever rest in peace
(She’s driving as I write this so I really hope she isn’t dead)
We were in the warehouse district so
naturally
We went into a
Shopping mall
Hahah please be disappointed in me
It was a super bougie mall
We had fun
It was very dark inside
Not good or exposure
Everything under exposed
Pain
And
Suffering
We departed.
This time we actually were heading for Georgia
So we actually excited instead of really confused
Yay for Georgia the second time today
Mouse eating cheese roadside art
That is all
Whoever told Jess that Buc-ee’s is only in Texas is a massive liar
We just stopped at one in Georgia
You liar
We bought real fruit at the Buc-ee’s and Elena bought water cuz dehydration :)
Drinking the water in the car, Elena put the water down but it rolled and touched her leg
And t was cold
So naturally
She was like
That’s cold - cuz she was surprised
But she said it in
JAPANESE (寒い）
And Jess thought that she sneezed
So that’s how that’s going
We got to Atlanta and we went to a park
Then we took some pictures
Elena climbed things (shocker)
We both also got totally eaten alive
Elena is allergic to mosquitos we thinks
Probably
But who cares
Welcome back to the east
Where its humid and muggy and there are lots of bugs
We stayed with a friend from W&L
Thanks to Kaitlyn and Bri for letting us crash on the couch :)
Tomorrow we head for St. Petersburg :)
Be crazy
but don't rob banks
but if you do
do it with a friend
Joker and Harley Quinn